Cat poop cookies

---------------------------chocolate INGREDIENTS---------------------------
    1/2 c  Honey
    2/3 c  butter, margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
      1 ts vanilla extract
           -OR- peppermint extract
      2 c  Whole wheat flour
    1/3 c  Cocoa powder
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

--------------------------GINGERBREAD INGREDIENTS--------------------------
    1/4 c  Honey
    1/4 c  molasses
    2/3 c  butter or margarine, or lard
      1    Egg
  2 1/3 c  Whole wheat flour
           Ginger, cinnamon, cloves
           - to taste
           -(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
           Grape-nuts(tm) cereal

----------------------------------MIX-INS----------------------------------
           Coconut; (tapeworms)
           chocolate chips
           butterscotch chips
           Peanut butter chips
           Spagetti or ramen noodles
           - cooked - (roundworms)
           Corn
           Peanuts
           "puffy pastel things"; *
           -find at Chinese restaurants
 
  *NOTE: "puffy pastel things are to look like the cat ate styrofoam
  packing pellets-i haven't tried this
  TO MAKE:
  icrowave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the butter,(i've
  been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer
  cookie) and the molasses, if any.  add the egg, mix well, then mix in all
  the other stuff. add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
  Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll dough
  logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll logs in grape-
  nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 15 minutes but with
  my flaky oven you never know).
  Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a cat
  litter scoop.  i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the box and
  scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown sugar might
  work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but i havent tried it.
  this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where the table
  was already decorated with plastic flies.